Eat Shit - Chocolate Shit in a Box

Name: Eat Shit - Chocolate Shit in a Box
Brand: Dicks By Mail
Price: 15.99 USD
Availability: InStock

USD 15.99

Description

Sometimes, the best way to send a message is to say it with chocolate. Our Eat Shit Chocolate is the perfect blend of hilarious and delicious! Made with rich, creamy milk chocolate, this poop-shaped chocolate is a laugh-out-loud gift for anyone who deserves a little sass—or just a sweet treat with a side of humor. The best part? You can send poop anonymously! Whether it’s for a prank, a gag gift, or a cheeky way to surprise someone, this box of chocolate crap will deliver laughs (and flavor) right to their doorstep. ✔ Realistic Chocolate Turd: Crafted with premium chocolate for a perfect balance of comedy and indulgence.✔ Anonymous Delivery: Keep them guessing—no one will know it was you who sent this poo mail!✔ Hilarious Presentation: A box of shit that's weirdly satisfying and undeniably funny.✔ Perfect for Any Occasion: Ideal for pranks, gag gifts, or just sending a unique surprise to brighten (or confuse) someone’s day.✔ Deceptively Delicious: A chocolate poop candy that's so tasty, they'll almost forget they’re eating a chocolate turd. Whether you're telling someone to “Eat Shit” or just spreading some sweet humor, this shit mail is guaranteed to make an impression. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or any day that needs a little spice!Made with Milk Chocolate! Order now to mail a box o’ shit that’s as funny as it is tasty—sent anonymously! 💩🍫 IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older** *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*

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